A student came in today with a missing tooth. He decided to explain it this way.
"Yeah. It was getting really annoying. So I just slapped myself and it came out."
I guess that’s one way to do it.
We were making jello today for the Fourth of July and one of my students was getting a little crazy while we were cleaning up.
Me: Are you just so excited from making jello?! Or what?!
Student A: Yeah. I’m just excited from making cello.
Student B: There’s no such thing as a cello!
Me: Yes there is! It’s an instrument!
Student A: Oh, Miss A. You’re so silly sometimes.
Oh man. Where are the music teachers??!!
I walked past the two year old room today and there was a child laying on the ground while lunch was being served. I heard the teacher say,
“We are not in a foreign country. We do not eat our lunch on the floor.”